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Tuesday 31 January 2017

The metaphysics of nursing (part 1)

I am very specific in my clinical instructions. I frequently write them in by hand on the ward round, always in theatre, the drug kardex etc. I speak to the relevant staff. I don't rely on people reading my mind, or following "that's what he always does". There are always important exceptions cropping up: if they already take aspirin I don't want them on rivaroxaban and aspirin; if I very occasionally want 'none weight bearing' I make it clear.

But...

....after a complete, documented and thorough ward round I will frequently get bleeped 10 minutes later to be asked if a patient can mobilise. I will find patients being sent home on subcutaneous heparin injections - which I never do. The wrong consultant's name will remain above the bed despite daily requests to change it. There are many, many examples.

This is one of Leo's funniest matrix lessons, he really gets going in the second half. It touches on metaphysics and welding. It is also entirely true.


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