Nobody closes over an actively bleeding surgical site. Do they?
In my handwritten operation note it says 'haemostasis' followed by a tick symbol. In the dictated note I use the authoritative phrase 'haemostasis secured', which has a nice feel to it. Obviously I won't get any postoperative haematoma, and if I did, which I won't, it wouldn't be my fault. Or something.
So I will never have to use the phrase 'it was dry when I closed'.
In this matrix lesson, Leo Gordon notes the unusually fruitful use of Country & Western lyrics as applied to surgery, thus creating a new composition: 'Don't the Fields All Get Drier at Closing Time'. It's true that near the end of a big case you often just want to get out of there. Songwise, one might add 'Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger' by Charley Pride, when examining for anal tone in a patient with a spinal presentation, or 'Life Has Its Little Ups and Downs' for when the MMC results come out (which has just happened)....
....I digress. Basically, not all complications are preventable, but bleeding is one that certainly can be. It doesn't help that in orthopaedics we've been trapped by what Gus Sarmiento aptly called 'the orthopaedic-industrial complex' as a variation on the medical-industrial complex theme (AKA Big Pharma), such that we dose all our arthroplasties with chemicals of extremely dubious value on the recommendation of physicians who are, to put it politely, remote from the consequences for the patient who has a bleeding complication.
Leo also describes the dreaded 'knee-jerk suspicion of surgical sloppiness' that we cannot banish from our mind when we confront the offending haematoma. Our own suspicion, and inevitably that of our friends and peers.
I blame Big Pharma, it was definitely dry when I closed.
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