!!!!!!???????

This may be a dying problem, particularly if the admonitions of GO ASYP are not heeded.

Have you ever been irritated by a differential diagnosis in the notes, for a basically simple clinical  presentation, such as chest pain:

?angina
??MI
??? PE
???? reflux
?????Boerhaave's
?????? Tietze's syndrome

I could keep adding. It tends to be less of an issue in orthopaedics, rather than acute medicine and general surgery, if only because it's hard to look past a broken femur.

That said, Leo Gordon provides some rich examples, noting the history of punctuation, and the philosophy underpinning this nonsense. More usefully, he suggests punishments for this terrible crime. If I may add a few musculoskeletal essay titles to make offenders think before they do it again:

Discuss the public health debate regarding osteoporosis

Discuss the suggested 'treatments' for osteoporosis, and the evidence for their use

Discuss the similarities between osteoporosis and wrinkles

Discuss Camilla Parker Bowles' public statements on osteoporosis

I could probably find some more. Unlike Leo Gordon, I have fewer problems with exclamation marks, they rarely seem to be used in orthopaedics and trauma. We are a phlegmatic, calm bunch, ordinarily speaking.

However, if electronic records really catch on, I expect to see emojis all over them.  Perfect for that dislocated hip replacement.